Ever wondered what the famous Jones Soda holiday flavors actually taste like? So have I, yet I'm way too cheap to spend money on something like that. So instead I found this amusing review of this year's Christmas flavors. You still won't know what they taste like, but it is an entertaining read:
"Imagine a Christmas ham, sealed in plastic and defrosting in the fridge. Imagine the cloudy ham water that leaks out of it and sits in the bottom of the plastic when you unwrap the ham. Imagine it carbonated and sweetened. Imagine putting it into your mouth and manfully fighting the automatic gag reflex. Imagine belching it and tasting it again for the next half-hour."
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
So get yourself a can of Pork Soda!
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Torry, that's disgusting. As if a Christmas Ham isn't bad enough, you have to describe what it tastes like as a soda.
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